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The more that he thought, 鈥淲e can stand for no more!
鈥淲hy for many long years we鈥檝e put up with it now,
We MUST win the war on Christmas!
...But HOW?鈥�

Then he got an idea!
An awful idea!
BILL GRINCH
GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

鈥淚 know just what to do!鈥� he exclaimed with a laugh.
And he quickly assembled his interns and staff.
And he chuckled and clucked, 鈥淲hat a tour de force!
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While their lawyers worked hard to defend civil rights.
The Squawk News van pulled up and began to unpack.
And they brought in a Santa, with coal in his sack.
鈥淲hen Santy Claus tells them this year they鈥檝e been naughty
They鈥檙e bound to get angry, or violent, or haughty!
And once people see that they鈥檙e mean and unpleasant,
It鈥檚 then we鈥檒l reveal that we brought them a present!
A beautiful Christmas tree, gold, green, and red!
They鈥檒l explode when they see it, just watch!鈥� Bill Grinch said.
鈥淎nd when they get mad the whole country will see,
Just how much they hate Christmas!鈥� he cackled with glee.

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鈥淟ook, it鈥檚 Santa!鈥� said one, with a big, friendly smile.
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We were just sitting down to our holiday feast.
Have some egg nog and cookies, or even roast beast!鈥�

鈥淚 don鈥檛 understand,鈥� Bill Grinch said, his mouth gaping.
鈥淲e know you hate Christmas! That鈥檚 the reason we鈥檙e taping!鈥�
But the staffers just laughed. 鈥淲hy, that鈥檚 not true at all!
We鈥檒l defend every holiday, major or small!
We鈥檝e even helped public school students hand out
Christmas candy canes coupled with letters devout.

In fact, we love Christmas, and Hanukkah too!
And Kwanzaa and Solstice, if that鈥檚 what you do.

But our great Constitution forbids one misdeed:
Official promotion of religious creeds.
For as long as the government remains unbiased,
The wall of separation will be the highest.

And what happened then?
Well, the legends all say
That at Squawk News their hearts grew three sizes that day.
And the minute that happened, Bill Grinch realized
That the whole Christmas fight was sensationalized.
鈥淢aybe Christmas,鈥� he thought, 鈥渋sn鈥檛 under attack.
Maybe 老澳门开奖结果 staff are on the right track.
For it鈥檚 only when government鈥檚 out of the way
That all can celebrate freely their holidays.鈥�

And the minute his heart didn鈥檛 feel quite so tight,
Bill Grinch decided to call it a night.
He turned to the camera and said, 鈥淣o news here.鈥�
鈥淭here鈥檚 no War on Christmas; there鈥檚 nothing to fear.鈥�

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